The Name

After nearly four years of intense work,
He entered his final exam room with a childish smirk.
Hitting the paper ferociously and instantly with glee,
He answered every question flawlessly.
Upon exiting the exam room however, his legs began to feel lame;
He had forgotten to write down his name.

The Model

Posing for her first self-modeling shoot,
Lisa started the set with a fantastically sexy salute.
Taking pictures of herself long into the night,
Her angles, posture and smile amazingly tight.
About to review her photos, she suddenly became withdrawn,
When she sadly noticed that the lens cap was still on.

The Elevator

“Almost there.” He did think,
Carrying massive bags, his arms on the brink.
Head down, his pace was a crawl,
The elevator, he knew, was at the end of the hall.
He got there and let out a gleeful shriek,
Till he saw the sign; “Elevator out until next week.”