After nearly four years of intense work,
He entered his final exam room with a childish smirk.
Hitting the paper ferociously and instantly with glee,
He answered every question flawlessly.
Upon exiting the exam room however, his legs began to feel lame;
He had forgotten to write down his name.
Monday, 7 December 2009
Sunday, 6 December 2009
The Model
Posing for her first self-modeling shoot,
Lisa started the set with a fantastically sexy salute.
Taking pictures of herself long into the night,
Her angles, posture and smile amazingly tight.
About to review her photos, she suddenly became withdrawn,
When she sadly noticed that the lens cap was still on.
Lisa started the set with a fantastically sexy salute.
Taking pictures of herself long into the night,
Her angles, posture and smile amazingly tight.
About to review her photos, she suddenly became withdrawn,
When she sadly noticed that the lens cap was still on.
Saturday, 5 December 2009
The Elevator
“Almost there.” He did think,
Carrying massive bags, his arms on the brink.
Head down, his pace was a crawl,
The elevator, he knew, was at the end of the hall.
He got there and let out a gleeful shriek,
Till he saw the sign; “Elevator out until next week.”
Carrying massive bags, his arms on the brink.
Head down, his pace was a crawl,
The elevator, he knew, was at the end of the hall.
He got there and let out a gleeful shriek,
Till he saw the sign; “Elevator out until next week.”
Sunday, 14 June 2009
The Dinner
He had been building up courage for a week,
They had just finished dinner, he could hardly speak.
”Jenni,” he started. “I…I love you.”
She turned around, smiled with eyes shimmering in the view.
With a running leap she hugged him close,
“I love you too…just like my dog Rose!”
They had just finished dinner, he could hardly speak.
”Jenni,” he started. “I…I love you.”
She turned around, smiled with eyes shimmering in the view.
With a running leap she hugged him close,
“I love you too…just like my dog Rose!”
Saturday, 13 June 2009
The Relaxation
She was perfect, he couldn’t think straight,
Tall, gorgeous, young; not one faulty trait!
She lowered herself onto his black slacks,
”Everything’s gonna be alright,” she said. ”Relax...”
Taking her words a bit too literally, for when she had made a start,
He flinched and let out a massive fart.
Tall, gorgeous, young; not one faulty trait!
She lowered herself onto his black slacks,
”Everything’s gonna be alright,” she said. ”Relax...”
Taking her words a bit too literally, for when she had made a start,
He flinched and let out a massive fart.
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