Saturday, 13 June 2009

The Relaxation

She was perfect, he couldn’t think straight,
Tall, gorgeous, young; not one faulty trait!
She lowered herself onto his black slacks,
”Everything’s gonna be alright,” she said. ”Relax...”
Taking her words a bit too literally, for when she had made a start,
He flinched and let out a massive fart.

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