Thursday, 30 April 2009

The Cell

Lisa was sitting in her cell,
She’d committed assault yesterday; it had been hell.
Her cellmate faced her , “What you in for?”
Lisa responded, “I punched my boyfriend…broke his nose in four.”
The cellmate laughed, “Why did you do that?”
“Because”, Lisa said. “He said I was too fat.”

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