Friday, 29 May 2009

The Italian

He met the most beautiful Italian girl,
Majestically blonde with a reddish twirl.
They had fun all night, he took her home,
He played it slow, asked her what she had brought from Rome.
She revealed a pet, “named Mr. Hats”.
He gasped, grabbing his throat…he was allergic to cats.

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